Woman Seeking Man: Online dating: a ‘solution’ with lots of new problems,
GUEST COMMENTARY by Leila Antebi
No matter what people say, online dating can be an antidote to those long weeks with no plans. Most of us have family or friends who look happily married with red-cheeked babies and home theater systems. We have to listen to their advice and put up with blind introductions that further reduce our self-esteem for two reasons: 1) the other person is ugly/old/desperate (triggered reasoning: What is my friends’ concept of me?) OR 2) the other person is young/great looking/fit/wealthy…
Woman Seeking Man: LINES DOWN? POWER’S ON IN ROMANCE DEPT.
Great love often springs from great adversity, or so they say.After last Tuesday’s storm, one could argue that the odds of meeting the perfect match are more favorable now than during times of a fully functional power grid.One setback: With many popular hangout spots still without power, love seekers must rely on an old form of finding that special someone who meets their current needs/conditions: The Personal Ads Key: S – Single M – Male F -…
Woman Seeking Man: Don’t Bug Me, It’s Monday
NOBODY GETS away with nothin’ ’round here: You’ve seen that Fixodent TV commercial in which a prima donna shows she can hit high C without losing her teeth? Well, music teacher Eleanor Pehrson would like to point out that she is actually singing an A, one and a half tones lower. What I deduce from this is that if the lady did hit high C, her choppers would go flying . . . Jane Fonda, a person in whose veracity I have complete faith, denies that a 32-yr-old…
Woman Seeking Man: Friday Fishtales
SCOOPLET du jour: Mayor Brown has at last picked himself a press secretary — Kandace Bender, former political editor of The Examiner — and she fits right into His Willikens’ scheme of things: She drives a Jaguar XJS with dash and abandon . . . Master Brown is also correct in announcing that S. F. needs a “communications czar.” The mayor’s office doesn’t even have an e-mail address, folks, and that is a shocker to the cybernuts . ….
Woman Seeking Man: GRIZZLED GEEZER WITH GREAT GUMS SEEKS GOOD-TIME GAL (GRANDKIDS OK)
Personal ads are changing.People don’t seem to be as choosy. You don’t have to be a sleek, attractive professional anymore.You don’t have to love jazz, taxidermy and fencing.These days, people are settling for less: Sybil: Divorced man searching for woman who doesn’t hear voices.San Quentin: Single woman seeking man not currently incarcerated.I think the reason personals are changing is because the people seeking and…